We'll wonder if the second loneliest boy in the world is feeding pizza to the fishies

Uptight, Chivas misses being your daughter, but was baffled at your response when you found out that she has been adopted by Slothbaker - it almost seemed like you expected her betrayal. And you know what? It hurt. And it hurt deep. A girl just wants a Dad who will hug her - is that too much to ask?

Now that Chivas has been officially adopted by Slothbaker, we have to wonder... what's there left for Uptight? Are his days spent feeding pizzas to the fishies? It is safe to assume that Uptight has become the world's second loneliest boy. (We all know that Waymond is the world's original loneliest boy since he doesn't have his own friends and instead dreams of hanging out with his hot wife Chivas' friends.)

Chivas is known to have a big heart and she will not hold grudges against Uptight. Chivas would like to dedicate Andrew Gold's Lonely Boy to her former cold and uptight father to celebrate his new title of "the world's second loneliest boy". Here are lyrics to the chorus.

Oh, oh, what a lonely boy

Oh, what a lonely boy

Oh, what a lonely boy

Two of Uptight's new friends made friends with Chivas and texted over their picture. For the rest of the gang - meet Julie and Jill. They were very lonely before and only had each other to lean on, but they told me that they really appreciate Uptight's daily visits - and his pizza, of course!