Friday, December 5, 2008

We'll Find Another Tall Bland White Guy

Missing the droll, extremely literal conversational skills that only a fly white guy can bring to the table, Awesome set out to find herself a suitable replacement for Uptight. Awesome reached into the past, and brought Jody back out into the light!

Uptight, no need to worry about Awesome being lonely anymore. She's being entertained by Jody as we speak. Oh and guess what! We just learned Jody knows how to play backgammon! Would love to stay and chat, but Awesome's gotta go roll some dice with her new best bud!

URGENT UPDATE!! Awesome and Chivas just learned that Jody has known how to play Nertz since childhood. Right now he is rockin' the solitare pile while bopping to the Bronski Beat. This guy can play Nertz and dance?! Wow. The ladies are impressed.

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