On April 1st we'll kick off the Asstastic 2009 Spring Decathlon!! Uptight can participate in Iraq, and finish out the contest back home for a June 30th finish. We'll award gold and silver medals to the first and second place winners for each event at a medal ceremony in July.
All eyes will be on Uptight, Valley Girl and The Fonz as they race to earn a permanent spot in the Old Friends ranks. Only thing we know for sure is where Chivas would cast her vote if she could...
The trials are as follows:
1-Eye of the Tiger - Most days of exercise logged
2-Kitchen Sensi - Highest # of meals made at home
3-Rapacious Reader - Highest # of pages read from books
4-Social Savvy - # "that's what he/she said" comments said in front of 2+decathletes
5-Undesirable Bravado - Decathlete who wore worst outfit to in person work meeting attended by at least one decathlete, with photographic evidence.
6-Mucho Sexy - Highest # of references to one's "workspace" in conversation in front of at least two other decathletes.
7-Keen Powers of Observation - Best cell phone photos of random, unknown people.
8-Exceptional Brand Loyalty - Highest # of unique Trader Joe's products eaten.
9-Good Christian Virtues - # of consecutive days without alcohol
10-Old Friends Rush - Most lunches / happy hours with at least two Old Friends earns a permanent, coveted spot in the Old Friends ranks with MDiddy, Awesome and Chivas
And we're off! :)
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