We'll hear Chivas say, "It is nice to have a Dad who will hug me!"

Well Uptight, the time has come to bring forth yet another betrayal by Slothbaker with one of your women friends. Well, someone more than a friend - your daughter.

Chivas didn't want to wait out six cold months nourishing herself on the hope that maybe her father would return home a changed man ready to show her some affection. Just give her a hug, or laugh at a double entendre. Maybe listen raptly to a story about her sex life. The simple things every young girl yearns for. Enter Slothbaker.

Chivas was taken with Slothbaker the first time they spoke on the phone in Awesome's office. Not even needing to meet the man, she decided she'd found the replacement dad for her. So today upon meeting, those crazy kids made it official.

Slothbaker has adopted Chivas! Slothbaker presented the official adoption papers to Chivas at a celebratory lunch, and they sealed the deal with a warm father/daughter hug outside in the San Francisco sunshine. After breaking their embrace Chivas smiled and sighed, "It is nice to have a Dad who will hug me!" Let's all join in and congratulate the happy duo!

Slothbaker Will Woo The Women Folk

Feeling a bit at sea without Uptight, Bea decided to expand her social circle and meet this Slothbaker all the gals have been twittering about. So come Monday she jumped at a last minute invite to dine at Henry Hunan's with Awesome and Slothbaker.




Bea and Slothbaker hit it off right away. Bea said she was comforted by the familiarity of a salmon colored shirt, but also found it thrilling to finally dine with a man who had the proper gun show necessary to truly set off a brightly colored twill.

When asked what Uptight would think upon seeing these cozy pictures Bea cooed, "Uptight who?", while never tearing her gaze away from the Slothbaker.